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ERIK - FARTS. ALI-JOON - OH YEAAAAH OH YEAH! COME GIVE ME SOME OF THAT


DAVID'S STATUESQUE BONE STRUCTURE


THE BEGINNING OF THE GATOR HUNT IN FLORIDA


A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF FLORIDA


THE SWEATIEST SHOW EVER IN MIAMI


BECAUSE WE KNEW WE WERE UNDETECTABLE


CAAAAAAARRRRNNNNNNAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!! JUN JUN JUN, JUN JUN JUN JUN JUN, JUN JUN JUN JUN JUN


VERY MANY DEAD ALLIGATORS ON THE LAST FLORIDA EXIT BEFORE GEORGIA. IT WAS LIKE 6 AM AND ANDY DROVE ALL NIGHT AND WE STILL HAD TO GET TO NORTH CAROLINA


HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU GET WHEN YOU DRIVE ALL NIGHT FOR 5 NIGHTS IN A ROW AND TAKE BATHS IN HOTEL JACUZZIS AT 2 AM


SO WE MADE IT TO NORTH CAROLINA BUT THE VENUE PEOPLE FORGOT TO COME. WE GOT THEM THOUGH!


HOMO ANAL CUM BAR N FUK AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH AHA AH AH AH AHAHHAHAHAHA


THE "ON DECK CIRCLE" FOR NATHAN


NOW WE ARE IN PHILADELPHIA AT THE SWEATIEST SHOW EVER, AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE GOTTEN STRONGER


PANCAKES!!!


ERIK- MARY POPPINS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. ANDY- I AM LOST


THAT'S OUR VAN!


LOOK IT IS PHILADELPHIA


OH LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD THAT DAY


ON THE LEFT - THE BEAUTIFUL NICE GIRL FROM PHILADELPHIA WHO WE ATE EGGS WITH AFTER WE WERE ALREADY AN HOUR LATE AND THEN WE MISSED OUR BOSTON SHOW BY 3 HOURS OOPS. WE DO NOT KNOW WHO THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT WAS


ANDY ... A. IS VERY YOUNG B. HAS HAD A HARD LIFE C. CAN'T REMEMBER MUCH D. IS ELDERLY


ALI-JOON'S LAST DAY ON TOUR, AND ALSO THE DAY THAT HE PRETENDED TO BE OUR SINGER ON THOSE VIDEOS!


WGRRRRRRRRKY! (YEAH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW?)


INDESTRUCTABLE HARDBODIES WHO JUST ATE "CHINK FOOD" IN AMESBURY,MASS AFTER WE MISSED OUR BOSTON SHOW. THIS WAS THE SWEATIEST SHOW EVER


HAHAHA IF KOO'S AND THE CHE ONLY KNEW WE PLAYED HERE THEY WOULD SHIT AN UNTURKEY, TWO CRIMETHINC PAMPHLETS AS WELL AS ONE THIS BIKE IS A PIPE BOMB FLYER AND A BICYCLES PAMPHLET ABOUT HOW RIDING BIKES IS GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND THEN ASKING PEOPLE TO SUPPORT TOURING BANDS WHO TOUR IN THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT OLD GAS GUZZLING VANS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. OH WAIT. IN NEW YORK THEY UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OUR PRETEND DINOSAUR LAND THOUGHTS ON OUR WEBPAGE THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY AND OUR REAL ACTUAL THOUGHTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY, IN ACTUALITY, VERY SERIOUS AND SUPPORTIVE OF ALL CULTURES AND WALKS OF LIFE EXCEPT FOR THE BAD ONES


FUCKIN GETTING WASTED IN A MALE ONLY BAR YEAHHHHH MCSORLEY'S NYC STYLE AWWW YEEEEEEE FAAAAADED CHRONIC 4:20 KILLER BREWS THIS IS WHERE MY DAD USED TO HANG OUT


ERIK HITS ON DAVID'S EX-GIRLFRIEND


ANDY - SO AFTER I GOT IT THIS FAR IN, I WAS AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF IT. ERIK - OH YEAH MAN TOTALLY. JASON - GOD...FUCKING...DAMMIT..SHUT.. THE... FUCK... UP... I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FALL ONTO THE TRAIN TRACKS AND DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES. ANDY - THAT'S WHEN I REMEMBERED T.J. CINNAMON'S


EAT MONSTER


IN QUEBEC CITY, AT DOUCHE-TARD, OR COUCH-TARD, OR COOCH-TARD, THE CONVENIENCE STORE, A ROSEBEEF SLOUCHE.


IN QUEBEC CITY ALL THE GIRLS WERE VERY HOT. THIS IS A PICTURE OF QUEBEC CITY


IN TORONTO


THIS IS WHEN THE PICTURES START GETTING REALLY GOOD


THE CUTSMAN DANCE


NATHAN ATTEMPTS TO GET ANDY TO STEP ON HIS HEAD FOR THE THIRD TIME IN ONE WEEK


THE ULTIMATE GLORT


ANDY'S TEEPEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD


ANOTHER FACE-RIPPING BREAKDOWN


BACK IN THE TEEPEE


AH


OH WAIT BACK IN THE FUCKING TEEPEE AGAIN


BORING


AHHH


AHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


HORSE THE BAND


FOOD, FOLKS, AND FUN


DAVID NEVER KNOWS WHEN A JUVI JOINT IS GONNA DROP BUT HE'S ALWAYS DOWN


AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF SARS IN CHINESE-TOWN TORONTO


A TALL BUILDING, I KEPT SAYING IT WAS THE CNN TOWER LIKE AN IGNORANT STUPID FUCKING WHITE MAN


AFTER WE GOT DONE CHEWING IN IOWA. BOY DID WE GET FUCKED UP!! A HAHAHA!


ANDY DISPLAYS AN ACHIEVEMENT


BEFORE ARBYSRRHEA, IT IS ALWAYS ALL FUN AND GAMES


AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING LITTLE SHOT I MANAGED TO SNAP ONE MORNING OF IOWA


THE "JASON ROBERT, I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER" POSTCARD SERIES ANONYMOUSLY MAILED FROM OVER 20 NORTH AMERICAN CITIES. PICTURED HERE: "ESKIMO PENIS", "IT BE A HERM", AND "POUTINE: THE CANADIAN TREAT"


MINNEAPOLIS OR ST. PAUL I FORGOT


ANOTHER QUAINT YET GORGEOUS SHOT I MANAGED TO SQUEEZE IN ON A BRIGHT CRISP MORNING THROUGH RURAL WISCONSIN. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS SHOT THERE.


AWWW ANDY TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS


HORSE THE FANS


DUN DUN DUN DUN, IN THE FRONT OF THE BUNT (NOTICE HER CARETAKER NURSEMAID FOLLOWING AT A SAFE DISTANCE) TRULY AN AWESOME BUNT SPECIMEN


FOLLOWING CHINGY TO THE HOTEL PARTY


US AND CHING CHINGALING IN THE PENTHOUSE AT THE HOLIDAE INNE IN THE STL


THIS IS THE LAST DOCUMENTED EVIDENCE OF OUR TOUR. IF YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF IT OR HAVE ANY OF THE WEEKS WE FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES EMAIL US AND I WILL ADD CAPTIONS TO THE PICTURES AND PUT THEM HERE!!! HORSETHEBAND@ANGELFIRE.COM THANKS TO NATHAN, ALI, AND OTHER PEOPLE MOSTLY FROM TORONTO FOR THE PICTURES. THANKS TO THE RED LIGHT STING FOR GIVING ME THE INSPIRATION TO RIP OFF THEIR TOUR JOURNAL STYLE. NEXT TOUR I WANT TO GO WITH YOU GUYS, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NEVER MET YOU. WELL I SAW YOU. BUT YEAH. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY NEAT.

OH YEAH, IF YOU WANT A "PRESS QUALITY" VERSION OF ANY OF THESE PICTURES EMAIL ME AND I'LL SEND IT TO YOU.