JUST SO THIS SHIT MAKES SENSE, JASON KARUZA IS OUR DRUMMER. DAVID IS GUITAR, ANDY IS BASS, NATHAN IS VOCALS, AND I AM KEYBOARD. ALI-JOON IS OUR ROADIE (HE IS PERSIAN).
OH SHAT!!!
CALIFORNIA
FUCKING SICKENING FAT WALRUS SHIT PILE
NEW MEXICAN
"OH HA HA, LOOK IT'S CUTSMAN! HORSE HAS CUTSMAN IN THEIR VAN, OH HA HA HA WOW GUYS! lOOK AT THIS LOOK A" SHUT THE FUCK UP
ANDY - "I'M 18 NOW AND CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS DAVID!!!" IN SAN ANTONIO
WHEN WE MET CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST, SAN ANTONIO, BOB'S SMOKEHOUSE FACTOR
ALI-JOON
SECONDS LATER THIS DUCK HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER DUCK, RIGHT THERE, AT THE WORLD FAMOUS RIVER WALK DEEP IN THE HEART OF SAN ANTONIO, BRINGING AN OLD WORLD TOUCH TO A MODERN AMERICAN CITY
THE BEGINNING OF THE 4 WEEK SLOW-FUCK OF DONKEY KONG
MADDY'S REFRIGERATOR HAD LOTS OF COOL MAGNETS
HEEE HEE, A TRICK!
AN EXTREMELY BRUTAL BREAKDOWN IN WHICH WE ALL GO OFF IN HOUSTON
THE BORING PART
ANDY BEGINS HIS MODELING CAREER
TEXAS GIRLS
"I GOT A NEW CHOO CHOO"
WHAT HAPPENS HERE? THE ANSWER IS NOT CLEAR
DAMN I DIDN'T THINK AN 8 PACK WAS POSSIBLE THAT'S HOT
THE GUY IN THE TERROR SHIRT - "HM HMHM HMMM HMM HM"
SOMEONE IN THE PICTURE - "I JUTHT WANT TO BE BACK IN YAW CAWING WUVING AHWMS"
NNNNNNNNNNNN HTTTTHHHHHH
HAHA I WAS DRIVING AND I WANTED TO SEE THE GULF OF MEXICO BUT WE WERE ALREADY LATE FOR THE SHOW SO I TOOK A 2 HOUR DETOUR TO HOLLY BEACH LOUISIANNA WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS SLEEPING AND THEN WE GOT TO THE SHOW AT 11 PM AND PLAYED AT 2 AM ANYWAY THIS IS HOLLY BEACH LOUISIANNA, ONE OF THE CRAZIEST PLACES EVER WHICH I RECOMMEND ALL OF YOU GO TO ONE DAY AND THAT IS THE GULF OF MEXICAN
SEE THE VAN ALI IS IN IT
STILL HOLLY BEACH, BY THE WAY LIKE 5 MINUTES AFTER ALL THESE PICTURES, THE SKY TURNED DARK GREY AND CLOUDS FILLED THE HEAVENS IN THE MOST FORBODING CLOUD FILLING I HAVE EVER SEEN, LIKE WITHIN SECONDS. AN EERY WIND CAME AND A SWARM OF DRAGONFLIES FLEW IN WITH IT, LIKE, HIGH PILLARS OF SWARMS OF DRAGONFLIES, WE RAN BACK TO THE VAN AND THERE WERE LIKE DRAGONFLIES IN OUR EARS AND TEETH. ALSO NO ONE WAS IN HOLLY BEACH AND THE WIND WAS MAKING PIECES OF METAL CLANK. IT WAS VERY CRAZY.
DAVID IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
A SEA TURTLE!
CHECKING FOR DANGER
WHAT BITCH?! (IS WHAT HE IS THINKING)
A ANIAIMAL
SO 2 AM, NEW ORLEANS, WE PLAY AFTER F MINUS AND A GLOBAL THREAT, KARUZA'S FUCKIN' FUCKED UP AND FEELIN' THE SET, DAVID'S FAAAAADED BRAH, I'M SHIITTTY. NATHAN IS WASTED-FACTOR 2003. ANDY IS JUST NORMAL.
ERIK - "GOUGE OUT MY EYES, THIS BLOOD, THIS BLOOD IN THE DEPTH OF WINTER!!!!"
PROBABLY SOMETIME CLOSE TO WHEN THAT DRUNK FUCK JASON KARUZA HIT HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING EYE WITH HIS DRUMSTICK. AHAHAHAHAHA
JASON KARUZA - "YEAH CAN YOU FEEL THAT ONE YOU BITCH?"
DAVID - "ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"OH! AND THEN, THIS ONE TIME, ON JUNGLE FORTRESS LEVEL IN HALO, WE GOT ALL THE VEHICLES IN THIS ONE BUILDING, LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE, IN NON-LINEAR TIME MODE WITH ONLY GRENADES AND HANDGUNS ALLOWED, AND LIKE............................... ................ ............."
NEW ORLEANS IS A FANTASTIC CITY
CHECK OUT MY BEADS
BOY BANDS SUCK TOOK PICTURES OF ANDY'S ANUS IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE TO MOBILE ALABAMA. I THINK HE LOST THE FILM TOO WHAT A DOUCHE. JUST KIDDING MAN. ALSO GIRLS CHECK OUT WHAT'S IN THE BACK OF OUR VAN
THE SAD PANDA AND HIS INJURY FROM HIS DRUNKEN NIGHT
SAD PANDA GETS EVEN SADDER CAUSE OUR TIRE POPPED IN ALABAMA
ME AND ANDY HELPING OUT WITH THE FLAT TIRE
SAD PANDA LOOKING FOR SOME EUCALYPTUS BRANCHES TO EAT + BEEFSORE
THE GUY IN BACK WITH THE GLASSES - "OH FUCK MY FACE!"
THIS IS A HOUSE SHOW IN DAYTONA BEACH FLORIDA
ANDY WAS WEARING THESE VINYL PURPLE PANTS, THERE WAS A CEILING FAN AND THIS GUY WHO DIDN'T WANT ANDY TO WEAR THEM ANYMORE SO HE KEPT RIPPING PIECES OFF. I MEAN! I'M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING! I JUST MEANT, FUCK YOU!! I'M NOT GAY11
"ATTENTION CITIZENS OF DAYTONA BEACH. I AM BECOMING SLIGHTLY HUNGRY. MORE LATER."
THE GIRL STANDING NEXT TO ME TAKING THE PICTURE OF ME - YOU ARE HOT ERIK I LOVE YOU. ERIK - I KNOW IF YOU SEE THIS AND ARE INTERESTED IN A FUTURE ENCOUNTER PLEASE EMAIL ME.
"STOOOOPPP... RIIIIIIIPPING... OFFFFFF... MY... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST WANT SOME FOOD SHUT THE FUCK UP GIVE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD NOT PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!! (AFTER THE SHOW WE GOT WENDY'S FOR OUR FIRST MEAL IN APPROXIMATELY 24 HOURS AND WE WERE EATING IT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE NICE VEGAN PEOPLE, AND NATHAN'S BURGER HAD CHEESE ON IT WHICH HE ASKED FOR IT TO NOT HAVE, SO HE GOT VERY ANGRY AND STEPPED ON HIS BURGER AND SCREAMED A VERY BAD WORD AND THREW HIS BURGER INTO THIS BOAT. IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU COULDN'T LAUGH ABOUT AT THE TIME CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET KILLED BUT NOW IT'S REALLY HILARIOUS. HAHA!)
ANDY'S PENIS - OH GOD. OH NO, NO PLEASE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAVE A FAMILY. ANDY - YOU THINK I NEED YOU? LATER THAT NIGHT... ANDY'S PENIS'S FACIAL FEATURES ARE RUBBED OFF BY A HAND NOT HIS OWN
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